Things that I wondered about today...

Things that I wondered about today...
1. Why do babies blow out whent they are trying to suck food IN?

2. Why don't all friends live in the same neighborhood. I mean the people you wanna hang out with our miles away, but people you don't know are right around the corner?

3. Why does the weather always get ugly when you determine to take a walk??

4. Why does my daughter's bassinet have nature sounds to help to put her to sleep, but when the ACTUAL wind blows she refuses to stay asleep??

5. Why do adults pretend to like each other when they don't. I mean I am old enough to take it if someone doesn't like me, but I hate fakers.

6. Why can some people get away with being horrible at their jobs??? I always tried to give one thousand percent to my job and I don't understand why other people just float by. On the same note, why don't bosses hold people accountable for doing a good job??? If you know of whom I am speaking about here, you understand what I mean!!!

7. Why do cheerleading coaches have to take hours of safety training, but football coaches can just show up to practice???

8. Why do boys like to watch football for hours and hours and hours and hours???? I like to watch ice-skating once in a while, but a few hours a year is plenty.

9. Why are all of the television shows on saturday retarded since that is the day that most people are home and able to watch television.

10. Why did Heavenly Father send serpents and locusts as curses?? He should have sent fruit flies. They are equally annoying and NOTHING kills them.

11. Why do men lose weight so easily, but women are the ones who have the babies. I mean why can't we have the babies AND be able to easily lose the weight. SO UNFAIR!! It has been brought to my attention that I ALWAYS mention weight now. Kinda hard not to when you spend the first 28 years of your life eating what you want when you want it and not EVER worrying about weight AND THEN you gain 65 pounds and can't manage to get YOUR body back. I don't know who's body I have now, but you can gladly have it back:)