Monday, February 16, 2009

Dees and Eeees!!
I thought I would combine D and E so that I could not skip the weird letters, but still not take forever to do this. I have liked thinking about some positive things though for a while instead of focusing on negative stuff.

Deees that I love...
1. Disposable diapers. What the heck is the deal with cloth??? I mean I would love to help out the environment, but not through potty pants. Maybe if I was rich and famous and had someone else changing my kids diapers--then I would think about using cloth:)

2. Dandelions--I know they are actually a weed, but they are so cute and fun. I mean they are kinda like mother natures way of giving you the finger--like ha ha--blow off my pretty fluff and you get more weeds--surprise!!!

3. Disney endings--whether it is a book, movie, or song, I would prefer a happy ending. I want the guy to get the girl, the poor to become rich, and everyone to become princesses. I know it is cheesy, but I hate gloom. I don't want any loose ends either--everything should fit together like a puzzle and I should have figured it out 4 chapters ago. For example--My Best Friend's Wedding--not good. He should have married Julia Roberts and stupid Cameron Diez should have run off with some hot baseball player or something. If that could not happen then her gay best friend needed to be converted and hooked up with her. SHE NEEDED TO GET WITH A GUY IN THE END. It doesn't have to be believeable or reasonable--just happy.

4. Disneyland--I have not been there since I was 5, but I cannot wait to take Emersyn. I know I need to wait until she enjoys it, but I just think about how magical it is for little kids. I also love Disney movies. My favorites are Lion King, Alladin, Little Mermaid, and my new favorite--Enchanted. THEY ALL GET THE GUY IN THE END:)

5. Directness. I hate it when people beat around the bush. Just tell me the truth and face the consequences and the wrath of Jessica. I hate liars. Why lie. I don't judge when people tell the truth, just accept it and move on. But when I find out that people lie---I freak.

6. EASTER. I love Easter. I always feel more spiritual at Easter. All of the Spring things happening outside. Plus the cute dresses and pretty baskets. It is a good mixture of church and family and fun and chocolate. I just think it is so springy.

7. Eating. I hate to repeat myself, but food is just so darn good.

8. Electricity. I am all about camping and outdoors, but only as far as the power lines reach. I don't mind camping in a tent as long as there are flushable toilets within walking distance. I tend to be an electricity waster at home. My husband has to go behind me and turn off lights as I leave rooms. I am a bad "green" person.

9. Envelopes. Ok so this is a stretch, but I love to get mail. I think it is so fun to open something and find out what it is. Not bills or anything, but mail from friends or family. I even love when our movies come from netflix or my books come from my book club. Even if I know what is coming I like to look inside and see. That is why online shopping and me are a bad mix. Add the excitment of shopping and the excitment of getting stuff in the mail and I am sure to spend WAY too much money.

10. Europe. I love everything about it. I want to go there so bad. I read about it, watch movies about it--I feel like I know it, but I have never actually met it. It makes me sad. I feel like we are long lost friends who cannot seem to hook back up for a reunion. I may be a tad disappointed when I actually go there and find that their are no horse drawn carriages and the ladies are not wearing beautiful ball gowns:)

Happy Presidents Day every one.

1 comment:

Rosie said...

Let's go to Europe together. Really...let's plan it and go. We would have a fabulous time together in Europe.....hhhmmmmmm.


And I second that My Best Friends Wedding ended a little off.